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For me, one of the most entertaining things about having a blog is looking at the ridiculous “keywords” that people enter into the search engine to arrive to the site. We won’t look at all of them (this blog for example has more than 13,000 different ones) but we will check out some of the most entertaining with the following.

For all of you that have blogs, I invite you to share the funniest “keywords” that you can remember….

Here we go:

Photos of babies eating serial: Will it be Windows XP made of oats, or the crack for Zucaritas 1.0?

The secret of sword swallowers: For you and I, willing to take this step simply would be be more to impress women. That, and a lot of Graneodin!

The battle is lost no matter what is done, I don’t know if I’m right: You argue with my wife too????

I want to be and astronaut I am Argentine: Fly to the USA. Go to NASA. When you see a bunch of people waiting under a sign that says “Astronauts”: jump ahead to be first in line.

What tegnology does WE use to transmit: Hlatley, WE huses a wirless tegnology called Wifib.

How long can an immortal person live? I will respond to this if you tell me what color is San Martin’s white horse…

How many years am I going to live? Not enough, don’t waste time with these stupid questions!

Gays have a better sense of humor? Doesn’t seem funny to me at all!

Strategies to get my wife to accept double penetration: pardon the indiscretion… how may penises do you have?

Do gyms where I can come in naked exist? If you find one, careful, don’t get caught in the gears!

where can I buy pieces to make an real airplane in Rosario: In Rosario I don’t know but in Buenos Aires, on Warnes Street you have all the hot parts of airplanes there…. You can find an Airbus pitot really cheap!

The button on my Blackberry changed colors. Why is it red? Relax, man!!! And I thought I was addicted to my Blackberry!

Definition of undefined: Like my teacher Jaimito would say, “you’re wrong but I like the way you think”.

How to check who visited your facebook: Easy. Resend this post to 150 friends and Microsoft will send you a list of everyone who visited. If you break this chain, all of your ex-girlfriends will erase your contacts and upload photos of you hugging a teddy bear.

People that mess themselves without realizing: If you don’t have sensitivity there it happens, but the sense of smell???

First time I had sex with a dog in my house: What is important is you did it for love….

Marvin the Martian: It’s been a while since I saw that… It’s rumored that he escaped from a stripper Jupiteiana that wants to destroy him.

How to say I am going to go poop in another way: In Argentina, when someone wants to be polite they say “I am going to say goodbye to a friend inside”.

Sufficiently long read about the following phrase the reading makes people intelligent because it develops creativity and simplicity in them: Read your own question. It is a “sufficiently long read”

How much do hallucinogenic mushrooms cost: Uhhhh, craaaaazyyyy, how drugged out is this question….Yikes! Are these ants crawling on my keyboard…??? Excuse me…I got caught up.

It came: Noooo! and I had sexy plans tonight!!!

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